If all CDs came with disclaimers

Chris Brown Warning Sticker Rihanna New Album HMV

It’s obvious that Chris Brown is a humungous berk.

Surely if we’re posting disclaimers on Brown’s album, it’s only fair that we decorate the albums of Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Dr. Dre, Flava Flav, Ronnie Wood, Eminem, James Brown, Axl Rose, Tommy Lee, Fleetwood Mac, Miles Davis and er, Bez with similar assertions. You don’t see stickers adorning Ike Turner albums, and Ike Turner makes Chris Brown look like Elmo.

So, if Chris Brown’s getting the disclaimer treatment, here a few more artists that should probably come with a warning:

Cheryl Cole's Warning Sticker Toilet Attendant Chris Brown Rihanna

R Kelly Warning Sticker Underage Girls Women Wee Piss Chris Brown Rihanna

Ms. Dynamite's Warning Sticker Female Police Officer Beats Hits Chris Brown Rihanna

Sid Vicious's Warning Sticker Nancy Spungen Murder Chris Brown Rihanna

Burzum's Warning Sticker Chris Brown Rihanna

Phil Spector Warning Sticker Chris Brown Murder Lana Clarkson Rihanna

Johnny Cash warning sticker Chris Brown Rihanna

and finally…

Plan B shit Chris Brown Rihanna I hate

Have I missed any? Who else needs a disclaimer?

(Thanks to the remarkable Rob Richardson for the images. Check his stuff out here)


One Comment on “If all CDs came with disclaimers”

  1. gowman says:

    On front of all Jack White albums:

    Warning, this man kicks the shit out of less talented musicians with big mouths
    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1489269/jack-white-opens-up-about-von-bondies-brawl.jhtml


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